The Tampa Tribune

 

Published: Aug 14, 2005

"The Campus Curmudgeon's Compendium," by Joseph M. Joeb (iUniverse, $11)

Joseph Joeb, known as Teacher Joe around here, is one of the Bay area's more colorful characters. Of course, I am afraid he'll define "local book editor" in his next compendium. Such are the dangers in this hazardous profession.

Joeb teaches high school gifted/honors classes. He also, according to his bio, is a "classic curmudgeon" who "coordinates Tampa Bay Mensa's Gifted Children's Program when he isn't busy being grumpy."

His grumpiness is on display here in all its wicked glory.

Joeb offers unique definitions in this unusual dictionary. For instance, "achievement": "That which is supposedly measured by any of a battery of standardized tests, each of which reduces time for classroom instruction thus reducing that which is being measured for the next time it is measured." Take that, Jeb!

Here's one for "acerebral": "Without a brain (see bureaucrat, ideologue)."

And all should heed his definition for "fast food": "Speeds the need for a cardiologist."

We could go on and on, but that's Joeb's job, and it's well-done (and illustrated!). The book is available at the usual online retailers; information is at www.teacherjoe.com.

("Local book editor": "Man of unquestionably discerning taste, seeing as how he liked my little book.")

Kevin Walker


 

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